Apple shows up to Widget Party 15 minutes late with Starbucks

Technology giant, Apple Inc, reportedly arrived to the Widget Party that nearly every other smartphone technology producer has been celebrating for at least the past 5 years, 15 minutes late with a cup of Starbucks coffee, to the whistles and cheers of guests everywhere.

Party guest, Samsung, was reported to have scowled when they saw Apple walk through the door.

“That asshole thinks they can just show up here and act all cool because they have widgets now?” said Samsung. “Screw that! We’ve been here for ages.”

Other party go-ers were also displeased by the warm welcome Apple received despite being late and acting smug about it.

Sony walked out of the room “for some fresh air”, while Nokia started drinking some more punch and Blackberry pretended not to notice Apple walking in wearing a pair of sunglasses and holding a cup of coffee.

Google, on the other hand, was the most aggravated at Apple’s appearance.

“For f*ck’s sake! We were here on time, and no one gave a sh*t about that. We have a smartphone built into glasses, damnit! How does Apple get away with this bullsh*t?”

Missing from the party however, was Windows, who reportedly said the party was “way too mainstream” for them.

Nobody cares, Apple.


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