Satire writer suffering from writer’s block

Manama: A satire writer is suffering from a severe case of writer’s block, according to medical professionals at Salmaniya Hospital, having been on an unofficial hiatus from writing on their personal blog for nearly two weeks.

The writer, who wished to remain anonymous, is known for writing short satire articles about Bahrain. According to local reports, they are recuperating from their writer’s block and has written a story about cats or someone getting their KFC order wrong or something. The writer’s doctor was quoted saying, “The patient has suffered a semi-indifferent breakdown over their lack of writing. The biggest problem was the fact that the patient couldn’t come up with any interesting topics to write about now that they have completed their semester at University of Bahrain.”

“If it’s one thing the university was good for was coming up with interesting new topics every day. Now, all the patient can come up with is “Bahrainis sniff everything at Bath & Body Works, Then Leave” or some stupid article about how they have writer’s block or whatever”

According to a recent study, there are as many as 15 different types of writer’s block, and it affects approximately 100% of writers every year, especially George R.R. Martin who keeps using an MS-DOS operating system.

The writer is set to be released from the hospital right about now, having made a partial recovery.

Stay tuned as this story develops.


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